Disney Princesses as sloths.
Oh my god
As they were loading, I thought to myself, “Surely the Belle one must be the most terrifying, because it’s coming toward the camera at a speed a sloth could not possibly achieve on a rolling ladder, unless someone pushed it. And that doesn’t make the sloth terrifying, it makes the person rapidly hurtling a costumed sloth at me terrifying.”
And then the Cinderella one loaded and I knew how wrong I was.